Over the last decade, I’ve learned: gardening without killing plants; basic plumbing; pergola construction; furnace repair; vehicle battery replacement; and dog v. raccoon ear bandaging. I’ve now attempted the most challenging and potentially disastrous: coloring my wife’s hair.

@twweaver DON'T DO IT!!!! :)

@twweaver Did the braintrust offer to share sleeping space if things had gone poorly? //@kaa

@Bruce Nope. I would’ve been out in the shed.