Crazy that it’s more or less equal odds on Trump either dying broke or being elected president from jail. When does our current alternate timeline merge back to the main branch? This chaos can’t go on forever. 🇺🇸

@manton this is so crazy to think about, and yet... actually plausible.

@manton every year we get closer to this destiny

@manton Ugh, is this the branch that should have been pruned? But thanks to Loki we’re stuck with it?

@manton plot twist: our timeline is actually managed with SVN

@brandonmaul NoooOOooo. We're all doomed, then. 🙂

@brandonmaul @manton You're going to wish that it was Subversion, because it is actually Microsoft SourceSafe.

@manton Even if convicted in one of his cases he’ll appeal it and delay until he’s either President or defeated.

If he becomes President he throws out all the federal cases. I don’t know what he does about Georgia. Just ignore it?

If he’s not elected he’ll claim it was rigged and start a Civil War if possible. Either way, I think he somehow avoids any jail time.

I hope I’m so damned wrong and he ends up in prison.

As it stands today he’s stirring up shit on the Texas Mexico border. I expect that to lead to trouble.