jarrod
jarrod

Half-drunk now. AMA 😉

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mandaris
mandaris

@jarrod Team Jacob or Team Edward?

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pratik
pratik

@jarrod What do you do that makes your SO mad?

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jarrod
jarrod

@mandaris Haven’t read any of the Twilight series, but because I know him from Harry Potter, I’m gonna go Team Edward.

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jarrod
jarrod

@pratik Constantly make promises to myself about self-improvement projects that “I’ll start tomorrow” yet rarely do.

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Mtt
Mtt

@jarrod Mother’s maiden name? Also, last 4 of SS?

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jarrod
jarrod

@Mtt Suspiciously close to a famous singer’s name, and (split up) numbers in the second and third thirds between 1 and 100. Good luck!

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pratik
pratik

@jarrod @mtt I'm in! Free shortcuts for everyone!

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jarrod
jarrod

@pratik oh no, not my free and publicly-available shortcuts!

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amerpie
amerpie

@jarrod Oh man, the cringiest memories from my drinking days were drunk dials. I called my boss (in NC) from Paris to get him to teach me French phrases while plastered on cheap French red.

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pratik
pratik

@jarrod I thought you were going to be full drunk by this time and not aware of any logical thinking

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jarrod
jarrod

@amerpie Oh boy, now that sounds like a story.

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jarrod
jarrod

@pratik Ye of little faith

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Mtt
Mtt

@jarrod @pratik Crazy the maiden name is Beeonsay.

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jarrod
jarrod

@Mtt Lolz

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pratik
pratik

@jarrod Tell us a dirty joke

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jarrod
jarrod

@pratik What’s brown and sticky?

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pratik
pratik

@jarrod A stick. MOAR dirty

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