Half-drunk now. AMA 😉

@jarrod Team Jacob or Team Edward?

@jarrod What do you do that makes your SO mad?

@mandaris Haven’t read any of the Twilight series, but because I know him from Harry Potter, I’m gonna go Team Edward.

@pratik Constantly make promises to myself about self-improvement projects that “I’ll start tomorrow” yet rarely do.

@jarrod Mother’s maiden name? Also, last 4 of SS?

@jarrod @mtt I'm in! Free shortcuts for everyone!

@pratik oh no, not my free and publicly-available shortcuts!

@jarrod Oh man, the cringiest memories from my drinking days were drunk dials. I called my boss (in NC) from Paris to get him to teach me French phrases while plastered on cheap French red.

@jarrod I thought you were going to be full drunk by this time and not aware of any logical thinking

@amerpie Oh boy, now that sounds like a story.

@pratik Ye of little faith

@jarrod @pratik Crazy the maiden name is Beeonsay.

@Mtt Lolz

@jarrod Tell us a dirty joke

@pratik What’s brown and sticky?

@jarrod A stick. MOAR dirty