Need a compound German word for pants that immediately eject anything in your pockets when you sit down
@JoshNicholas I can't help with German, but in Esperanto – which is also known for its ability to create new words – you could have sidiĝtujelĵetĉiopantalonoj. From sidiĝi (to sit down), tuj (immediately), elĵeti (to eject), ĉio (everything), pantalonoj (pants). 👖