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How I’m working right now. I couldn’t move if I had to.
@kirk Just say, "Look over there, puppy! A juicy steak!"
@ChangelingMx Instructions unclear to hound; tried to eat my foot.
@kirk You have big feet that look like juicy steaks??? Lol
@ChangelingMx You know in cartoons where one hungry animal looks at a colleague and sees a giant t-bone? That's how she looks at me sometimes.
@kirk I’m pretty sure that’s how my cat looks at me.