How I’m working right now. I couldn’t move if I had to.

@kirk Just say, "Look over there, puppy! A juicy steak!"

@kirk You have big feet that look like juicy steaks??? Lol

@ChangelingMx You know in cartoons where one hungry animal looks at a colleague and sees a giant t-bone? That's how she looks at me sometimes.

@kirk I’m pretty sure that’s how my cat looks at me.