I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN

@Annie - me to my editor

@Annie - my kids about their homework

@jsonbecker “Is your room cleaned?”

“I have concepts of a plan to clean it.“​

@Annie I’m going to be honest as a non-parent— any kid who pulls this out on Saturday deserves to get the day off from chores.

@jsonbecker i do give my kids points for being clever (still make them do their chores though)

@Annie this one is dangerously close to the old “If they’re good enough at cheating that I can’t catch them, they deserve the grade.”

@Annie That’s the quote of the night. Amazing.

@Annie Perfect for students when asked about their research plan.

@Annie this thread is giving me LIFE

@Annie Me at work today… “I have concepts of code that will fix this bug…”

@Annie 🤣

@rom an ideal response

@TheRealChadwick the applications are endless

@cleverdevil lol same I keep thinking of new scenarios

@Annie –me to my landlord when he asks how I’m going to pay that 40% rent increase

@Annie - me every day around 5:57pm when the kids ask what’s for dinner

@Annie I have come up with more than 1100 band names, but I’m not in a band, and I only know two chords. 🎸

@odd so you’re saying you, um, HAVE CONCEPTS OF A BAND are you??

@ddanielson this is also how I feel

@Annie I wish my parents had done that not to me, but for me.

@Annie Hahaha! I think so! It could of course be a concept band.

@odd You only need one cord to strangle someone.

Sorry, my mind works in weird ways, when it works.

@Archimage Yes, I need to find the optimal one. 🤪

@odd 🤣🤣🤣

@ddanielson It’s ridiculous. I’m most upset on behalf of my (many) elderly neighbors - fixed incomes, high healthcare expenses, and mostly on their own with not a lot of support or family nearby. They’re so stressed and terrified.

@Annie Ugh I’m dreaded 4:30pm already. :)

@Annie Oh sorry I missed the context on this from the debate! I saw your “meals are random” post and assumed this was a reply to it. lol

@iChris hah all good, these things definitely are related. And I have no idea what’s for dinner tonight

@Annie I’m thinking pancakes might be in order. Let me know if you come up with something better. lol