In today's edition of "sentences that make sense if you have a dog," I present:
"Is there a reason you're licking my pants?"
@jessekelber I have a game I like to play — was this a sentence said to a dog or a toddler? Most of the time, it could go either way
@CarolineAnn This is true, at least from what my parent friends have told me. Dogs to strike me as perpetual toddlers. At least when they're not in the teenage velociraptor phase, as Rufus (aka Sir Dingus) currently is.
@CarolineAnn Nice 😂 What would the equivalent be the other way 'round? Telling the dog not to run with scissors?