To all the people who send me spam emails wanting to improve my website:

• It’s open-source on GitHub.
• I don’t want JS on every page, the only thing that needs it is the search.
• Give me more hours in a day/week/month, and I will write more—that’s the best thing I could do!

@rosemaryorchard “Hey there, I read your post about spam, and I want to tell you about my post on spam that you should link to. Just checking in, in case you haven’t received my last 10 requests, and I know you’re busy, so I thought I’d bump my request to the top of your email queue… “😑

@jean Oh, lord, I get so many of those link-builder requests for One Man & His Blog that it's no longer funny. Two or three every day. The moment I both love and hate is when, after four of five emails, they switch tactics to "can you point me to the right person in your team?", to which my mental response is always "Which part of "One Man" are you struggling with?".

@jean Where's a table flipping emoji when you need one? 😣

@rosemaryorchard @jean You called?

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@jean @adders @rosemaryorchard i can’t believe you still have mental energy to spend on that nonsense.

@rosemaryorchard Hah, I especially love this first one!