Miraz
Miraz

OMG. I have shares currently worth a massive $16 in this company, and here's a screenshot from today's shareholder update. (I invested $140 initially.)

Blah blah meaningless jargon blah blah.
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odd
odd

@Miraz But, Miraz, the shareholder update seems to be saying that everything is going great!

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jessekelber@writing.exchange
jessekelber@writing.exchange

@Miraz

What the actual...
How in the hell...
So, what's their...

🤦‍♂️

I give up.

This is why I firmly believe business jargon will lead to our downfall as a species.

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pratik
pratik

@Miraz LOL! And we tend to blame AI for gibberish when in fact, business schools have been dishing such stuff out for decades.

BTW what's legacy genetics? Sounds like eugenics 😳

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Miraz
Miraz

@odd Good grief! You could understand that word garbage? !!!

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Miraz
Miraz

@jessekelber I wonder if someone just drew items from some kind of bowl of words and threw them all together…

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Miraz
Miraz

@pratik Gibberish is a good word for it. Ummm, legacy genetics … Their actual name is Rua Bioscience. I just thought I'd throw $150 at it a couple of years back, but it turned out to be a total loser.

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jessekelber@writing.exchange
jessekelber@writing.exchange

@Miraz

Word salad is one thing...this had to be created by this site:

bullshitgenerator.com/

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pratik
pratik

@Miraz I recently also lost a minor amount (low 100s) to another biotech company, Cue Health that I invested when they IPOed. I guess this may have had something to do with it. Luckily, I sold before this story came out but the stock had dropped a lot.

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pratik
pratik

@Miraz And “Rua Bioscience aims for a fair local medicinal cannabis industry”. Ah! Now I get it 😉

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Miraz
Miraz

@jessekelber LOL

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Miraz
Miraz

@pratik That news story certainly could have had an effect. 😆

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jemostrom
jemostrom

@Miraz Ehhh ... I blame my inability to understand on age and being a non-native speaker ... or could it possible just be that someone has taken drugs or just being immensely bored.

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odd
odd

@Miraz Haha, no, but I’m assuming from the choice of words. I’m imagining it’s business-speak for “This is fine”.

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Miraz
Miraz

@jemostrom No, it's just total garbage business / investment speak.

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Miraz
Miraz

@odd Heh, someone that important could never use 3 words where 30 (or 300) are possible. 🤣

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jemostrom
jemostrom

@Miraz Probably explains why I've never been interested in that part of society 😋

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bradenslen
bradenslen

@pratik @Miraz American business school graduates produce some of the finest gibberish ever. As an American, I'm so proud we could make this contribution to the world enterprise social distribution channels.

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jemostrom
jemostrom

@bradenslen 😂

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devilgate
devilgate

@Miraz I'm more than slightly shocked to realise that, even though it's gibberish, I understand on a second reading what they're trying to say. I may be wrong, but:

We've been trying different things. We don't waste money. We care about people. We get genetic material from Aotearoa. We work with other organisations, and sell our stuff around the world.

Even if that's right, though, it still doesn't tell us what they actually do.

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