billbennettnz
billbennettnz

My last vestiges of Englishness are my accent, watching the football team being not quite good enough and wanting the cricket team to win, but only against Australia.

And crumpets. I almost forgot that I love eating crumpets.

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JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@billbennettnz a good crumpet can change the trajectory of any bad day.

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billbennettnz
billbennettnz

@JohnPhilpin They come in packs of six, Mrs B is allegedly gluten free and can't eat them. Usually she doesn't, but nothing is more disappointing that opening the cupboard to look for the last one and discovering she has lapsed.

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JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@billbennettnz she is clearly in need of a ‘Crumpets Anonymous’ hotline.

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