TIL, thanks to @rosemaryorchard, the one-port MacBook has a 480p camera.
480p. £1200. 😐
@rosemaryorchard I know it's the popular thing to say but I really really wished -- a year ago! -- they would have dropped the thing into the sub-1000 spot. At this point I'm going to say this is like the iPhone XTEN, an indicator of things to come but not yet intended as a direct replacement for an existing product. That definitely makes me feel better about it, as a unique machine more than anything else.
@simonwoods @rosemaryorchard Like the Cube!? 😂