I love TFL messages:

"Passengers at the end of the platform are advised to move to the center of the platform to make it easier to get on the train, yes - you lot! You're not listening and we will not hold the train for you to get on!"

@smokey Definitely, but it was the 4th time they'd said the message and while everyone else had spread out along the platform the group of people at that end were being stubborn :)

@rosemaryorchard Haha! I guess they deserved the cheekiness ;-)