cliffordbeshers
cliffordbeshers

The eggs are worshiping idols and whispering behind my back.

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@cliffordbeshers Tell them there’s been a lot of omelettes around here lately, and that you wouldn’t want anything to happen to them.

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cliffordbeshers
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@odd They’ve been growing rich as the prices have gone up, having cut a profit-sharing deal with ranchers. Egg preachers have unified their flock, worshiping to the cardboard volcanoes that carry them into war. Soon, they will be coming to scramble us.

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@cliffordbeshers Close your bedroom door tonight, or you might be egged. 🥚

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sherif
sherif

@cliffordbeshers The most ominous photo of eggs that I’ve ever seen. Bravo.

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cliffordbeshers
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@sherif They made me do it.

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