dwalbert
dwalbert

From instructions for Form 1041: “The IRS can’t accept a single check (including a cashier’s check) for amounts of $100,000,000 ($100 million) or more.” Helpful hint for those of you who had a very good year last year. Or a very bad one.

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JohnBrady
JohnBrady

@dwalbert A hundred million is tax on what income? Too many zeroes for my mind to handle.

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dwalbert
dwalbert

@JMaxB Something like $270 million. Maybe somewhat less, as if you were paying it all at once you'd be incurring interest.

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dwalbert
dwalbert

@JMaxB Intriguingly (or perhaps not), as I was finishing up some spatulas to sell at a craft market this weekend, I did some quick math and figured out that I would need to sell about 8 million spatulas this year to owe that much in taxes, which would require my carving them at a rate of over 900 an hour, ceaselessly, 24/7. I don't think I'm in any danger of having to write two checks next year.

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JohnBrady
JohnBrady

@dwalbert I'm tempted to say that no one can earn that kind of money. But it seems there are people who have that much money in their lives.

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dwalbert
dwalbert

@JMaxB Oh, I’ll say it. No one can earn that much money. You can get hold of it, or it can fall into your lap, but you can’t earn it. I’m curious whether anyone actually (a) has owed the IRS that much, and (b) has attempted to pay it by check. And then I imagine trying to pay it in sacks of pennies, but doubt there are enough pennies in existence.

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pimoore
pimoore

@dwalbert @jmaxb Seconded, these ludicrous amounts of wealth aren’t earned.

They’re pilfered from society.

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dwalbert
dwalbert

@pimoore Though I’ll pass on you main point for now I will quibble with your choice of words: I don’t believe you can pilfer that kind of dough. You have to outright steal it. 🤨

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JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@dwalbert language is important.

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pimoore
pimoore

@dwalbert Yeah, I was being too generous.

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