Dear driver: while I would think that horse shit would be far easier to clean off your car than my running-self entrails, viscera, and blood, it would appear that - judging by your choice of direction - I was mistaken. (P.S. I’m fine; nothing a leap across a ditch and a hearty “fuck you... micro.parentheticalrecluse.com

@twweaver Glad you’re OK! Too bad you were too busy not being killed to get his license plate. You couldn’t prove anything in court of course, but then he couldn’t prove that all the horse manure over his car was your doing either. 😉

@pimoore Thanks 🙏

@odd Yeah, the whole "flying leap" really killed that one. Even more so than I my not wearing my glasses when I run. "Blurry blue mini-van with a guy in a yellow shirt" doesn't cut it in evidentiary proceedings. Damn.

@twweaver whoa, I'm glad you're okay. There are a LOT of people who need their drivers licences taken away (to say the least).

@jayeless Thanks. And, yeah - I’m stunned that some people are allowed to operate such machinery.