American sycamore (Platanus occidentalis). A tall baby, aggressive grower, with broad leaves, peeling strips of bark below, smooth pale bark up high. Knows how to ride life straight into perfect laughter. Sagittarius. Wants to date your mom.

@Annie Frankly, would be better than any other partner my mom has chosen throughout her life.

@patrickrhone Would be better than my previous partner too. Can’t go wrong with a good tree.