I glance at my wife pouring a bag of Reese’s Mini Peanut Butter Cups into our daughter’s Easter basket. It is both of their favorites. She steps back to admire her work…

“Wow, I’m impressed by your restraint!”, I say.

She smiles coyly and holds up one she managed to sneak.

@patrickrhone “The Parent Tax” :-)

@rohdesign We both burst out laughing for at least 15 minutes.

@patrickrhone I didn't get myself any Easter candy and I'm very resentful of my past self for it.

@patrickrhone Patrick I need to not hear these things since discounts make bad justifications so much easier.

@SimonWoods Discounts make the chocolate taste sweeter. It's a fact. I saw it on the Internet.

@patrickrhone Nah, the best stuff is already sold out.