patrickrhone
patrickrhone

“Again! What’s her favorite color? What’s his favorite food? You don’t even know do you? Yet, there you are with your going’s down each other’s throats!”

— Beatrix, age 12, has thoughts about the intra-character development of your rom-com screenplay.

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fgtech
fgtech

@patrickrhone Good work, parents! 👍

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@fgtech We often refer to her as “Our Little Puritan”

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danj
danj

@patrickrhone “Your goings down each other’s throats” shall henceforth be my favourite euphemism. 🤣

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@danj I don’t even know where she comes up with this stuff.

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cygnoir
cygnoir

@patrickrhone Beatrix serving up truth to screenwriters! I love it!

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@cygnoir In a film by Beatrix, the hand holding only comes in the final act after a two year respectful friendship where the boy mostly does whatever the girl tells him. And hand holding is as much romance as you will ever see.

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cygnoir
cygnoir

@patrickrhone In my library we have a whole section of books that fit this bill: Amish romance novels.

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odd
odd

@cygnoir I didn’t know that was a thing. Now I’m a bit curious about the books.📚

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@cygnoir Oh. My. God.

I may need to get one of these for her. Have an author, title, or link?

I think our Puny Puritan would love them.

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hjertnes
hjertnes

@patrickrhone she’s probably too young for it, but maybe sneak in some Bukowski with the Amish stuff

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@hjertnes I don’t know, she’s already on board with the hating people part. ;-)

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hjertnes
hjertnes

@patrickrhone she will love driving 😂

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cygnoir
cygnoir

@patrickrhone Wanda Brunstetter is the author that first came to mind, but I found this book and film list that might help! Wordplay warning: They are called bonnet-rippers (instead of bodice-rippers).

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cygnoir
cygnoir

@odd Here's a book and film recommendation list by a library worker in my cooperative.

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odd
odd

@cygnoir Thanks! I’ve never read romance novels before, but these can possibly change that. 🥰

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cygnoir
cygnoir

@odd I hope you enjoy them! And if you are ever looking for other book recommendations, let me know. It's kinda my deal. 😉

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odd
odd

@cygnoir Thank you. 😊 I’ll be sure to remember that. Currently I have so many books cued, that it will take some time until I run out of them. 📚

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toddgrotenhuis
toddgrotenhuis

@cygnoir oh no 😁 Being a Mennonite I’ve seen lots of marketing for these. The name Beverly Lewis comes up often, but don’t know if she’s any good.

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@cygnoir Amazing. Thanks for this!

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KimberlyHirsh
KimberlyHirsh

@patrickrhone As she grows older and is comfortable with them holding hands earlier in the relationship, she can graduate from Amish romance to wholesome romance.

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patrickrhone
patrickrhone

@kimberlyhirsh Lovely. Thanks for the guidance.

She turns 13 in February and I'm very interested to see how long her Puritan streak lasts.

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KimberlyHirsh
KimberlyHirsh

@patrickrhone Feel like mine lasted until 15 or 16.

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seishonagon
seishonagon

@patrickrhone I’m happy to realize our own daughter is not the only one doing this. She won’t bat an eye at pretty gory stuff, but will hide under the covers as soon as kissing is in the air.

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