Whilst browsing Instagram//

Me (in my head): Wish I could build my own home-gym.

Instagram: “Here’s an ad for home-gym equipment”

😶😶😶

@Gaby I must be tired. I read that opening sentence as “whistle blowing Instagram”.

@odd I blame the Covid shot and its chip with 5G 🤣😂🤣

@Gaby Haha, I think that’s why I especially hate Instagram ads… somehow they keep showing me things that I actually do want! But not things I’ve mentioned, online or offline, or done web searches for or anything… it’s so scary how it knows 😬 (And also, conversely, somehow my FB ads are terrible, and I have no idea why they’re so different)