Oh, sure, I have backups. Secure backups. How secure? This secure
It's not listed in my 1password, and it's not any current or recent device password. SO… boned.
@mdhughes Buying iCloud storage—happily I need less than 50GB for $0.99/mo—seems like the only way I can escape from my own trap. So up over wifi, then back down off wifi. Wires are so much faster!