Never trust a person who doesn’t like guacamole

— Me

@mcr Dishonour! Dishonour on you! Dishonour on your cow! 😅 // it’s all right!

@Gabz I know how you feel. I’m the same way about people who do not like moon pies.

@Gabz Cosign

@Gabz However, the converse is not true. I love guacamole but you trust me at your peril!