🚨Code red, people🚨 This is not, I repeat not, a drill.
I have two gigantic crane flies in my bedroom. I think they are discussing how to eat me. I have sought shelter under the bed covers. I am calculating the steps and timing to reach the bathroom.
@daj I’m sure this probably doesn’t help, but one flew into my mouth when I was out running last week. The big shit hit the back of my throat and I couldn’t cough it up. So I swallowed. 🤮
@daj With you it’s daddy long legs, with me it’s large hairy spiders (childhood trauma) and there’s no quarter given. They’re dispatched to the next world.
My karma rating must be at an all time low.