My least favorite part of professional baseball (MLB): the offseason signing horserace reporting.

Team A signed player M for $X per year, so Team B signed player N for $Y per year.

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Take that giant amount of money for one player and spread it out amongst your minor leage players and clubs and increase their quality of life.

@joelhamill Don’t forget when someone jumps the gun. Jon Heyman just tweeted Judge to Giants and has had to apologize and retract.