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Poll: How do you cut your sandwiches?

@matigo me

@cdevroe No2 is just plain madness. 😁

@svenseebeck for me straight across. Wife: diagonal

@cdevroe Vertical and then horizontal, to bring out my inner child

@cdevroe At 90° to the right hand photo. More chance of symmetrical pieces that way. So, top to bottom. Wrong, I know.

@cdevroe Neither. I don’t cut mine. I do go with diagonal for the kids though.

@cdevroe diagonal of course. They taste way better that way!

@cdevroe diagonal 👌🏻

@cdevroe I’ve never seen a sandwich cut as #2, actually. Just went with triangles for my lunch today.

@cdevroe Sometimes one, sometimes the other. Depends on how I feel.

@cdevroe Depends on the bread more than anything, and with most of mine, vertically.

@cdevroe up there with tying shoe laces ... and what is this ‘cutting’ you describe ??? If I don’t need to cut a burger packed with a farm - why would I cut two slices of bread and one slice of cheese? And I note also that 4 cuts to remove those pesky crusts is not an option .... I think this is a flawed survey !!!!

@svenseebeck 😂

@klandwehr 4²

@vanessa there is no

@ronguest embrace your inner child next time

@brandontreb i concur

@colmulhall natch

@Seslor 2 or 4?

@devilgate good answer

@JohnPhilpin people that cut off the crust need to be sent to an island

@cdevroe careful there 😊 They are already on that island and through John Montagu gave the sandwich it's name. Indeed so famous did it become that we even named other islands ‘Sandwich’.

Don't fight the legacy!

@cdevroe just two! But tomorrow I’m definitely doing 4. Haven’t done that in ~15 years.

@JohnPhilpin I cut my burgers - when they are skyscraper high and look like it would topple or explode if I touch it. I stab it all the way through with a fork to keep everything together, then cut...

@vishae EPIC ... you should make a movie !! Or at the very least a ‘Vidcast’ !!

@JohnPhilpin I'll keep that in mind the next time I attack a burger

@vishae @JohnPhilpin Thanks guys … now I really want a burger! 🍔

@Lioncourt

Enjoy

// @vishae

@cdevroe I sometimes cut right down the middle. This way both morsels have some of the better top crust!

@MartinBuckler I have round bread from the bakery, there is no horizontal, vertical or diagonal!

@jeremycherfas Not really! They're roll sized - so you just slice open the middle 😁

@rosemaryorchard Ah. Little balls. My loaves are round in one direction, hemispherical (well, flattened hemisphere) in the other. So I halve a sandwich vertically, IYSWIM.