alexink
alexink
So I’m about to have a carb-crash as I just finished eating a very late lunch. Why am I eating lunch late? I’m so glad you asked. Because I had a late breakfast. But, I hear you ask, why did you have a late breakfast? I’m so glad you asked. Because I couldn’t eat first thing this morning as I had to see th... alexink.micro.blog
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Miraz
Miraz

@alexink Wait, I don't understand… So you skipped breakfast, ate elevenses at ten-ish. Why couldn't you have lunch at noon? 😆

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tinyroofnail
tinyroofnail

@alexink This reminds me of one of Meghan’s favorite memes that says “I LOST MY CAR CHAPSTICK AND NOW MY PURSE CHAPSTICK IS IN MY ROOM AND MY ROOM CHAPSTICK IS IN MY CAR AND MY WHOLE LIFE IS MESSED UP.”

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Miraz
Miraz

@tinyroofnail @alexink So pleased to discover someone else who has a car chapstick, a room chapstick, a pocket chapstick (and so on). 😆

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alexink
alexink

@Miraz Ha! Ha! Because I’m not a Hobbit? 😛 Maybe I should have as my whole day feels out of sorts.

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alexink
alexink

@tinyroofnail Exactly! It throws your whole day out of whack or maybe, your whole life! 😉

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alexink
alexink

@Miraz What, wait, doesn’t everyone do that?

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jedda
jedda

@Miraz @alexink @tinyroofnail I feel so seen as I, too, have car, purse, pocket, and various room chapsticks... and yet, I still lose them all all the time.

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tinyroofnail
tinyroofnail

@jedda @Miraz @alexink A corollary to the chapstick chaos theory is a rule that I have for myself (which I break all the time): When I set something down — keys, pen, screwdriver — if I have to tell myself “I’ll remember that’s there,” I will not remember that it’s there.

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alexink
alexink

@tinyroofnail We have the door theory, that every time you pass through a doorway you forget why you went to this room, or that room. Guaranteed it happens every time.

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