ME: What's the “J.” stand for?
BILLY: His real name is James Gatz.
ME: They had to change it at Ellis Island. It was originally “Jerzy Gatzowitz.”
BILLY: Shutter Island.
[whispering to date while watching Shutter Island when Shutter Island first appears on the screen] That's Shutter Island

@hotdogsladies Goddammit! I was just typing out [whispering to date while watching The Great Gatsby when The Great Gatsby first appears on-screen] “That’s The Great Gatsby.” 😆
@hotdogsladies I won’t be too slow on the draw next time. 😛 www.icloud.com/shortcuts…
@hotdogsladies My then 16 year old daughter would have some harsh words for this reviewer.
@hotdogsladies It’s genuinely stupid (to me, as an appropriately limited outside observer) how much your kid seems like a full on 50/50 blend of (my experience of) the parents.