@jeremycherfas If found it darkly absurd and hilarious. Also (oddly) very romantic. The deadpan delivery was a wonderful touch. It was unique and beautiful and right up my alley.
We watched Lobster with Colin Farrell and other luminaries last night, and all I can say is, er ...
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