Edent@mastodon.social
Edent@mastodon.social

Oooh! A new fibre broadband player in the local ar...

Oh.

Sorry, we don’t offer service at the address you checked and we don’t have any plans to build here.

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russss@chaos.social
russss@chaos.social

@Edent this one spent 2 weeks noisily digging up the street outside my window last year.

We wish you were nearer...

We’re thrilled you want to make the leap to gigafast, full-fibre broadband. Sadly it’s unlikely that we’ll make it to where you are.

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Edent@mastodon.social
Edent@mastodon.social

@russss
Boooo!

At the start of lockdown, BT were spraying signs on our road for FTTP. Still nothing.

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Mexicals@mastodon.social
Mexicals@mastodon.social

@Edent I know it's not helpful but... "chuckles enjoying 1000:1000 fttp connection". Our high speed internet rollout is a joke, took like 3 years from them saying it was coming soon to be being installed.

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Edent@mastodon.social
Edent@mastodon.social

@Mexicals if you know it isn't helpful, why send that as a reply?

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russss@chaos.social
russss@chaos.social

@Edent BT managed to beat all these other altnets and got fibre installed here a couple of weeks ago. Now I just need to sort my house out so they can install it...

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neilturner@mastodonapp.uk
neilturner@mastodonapp.uk

@Edent Same. Still waiting for full fibre to make it to our small town in the Pennines. Annoyingly Virgin Media cabled nearby streets a few years ago but not our little cul-de-sac.

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Mexicals@mastodon.social
Mexicals@mastodon.social

@Edent I was being silly, and added some context afterwards.

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JMBragg@mastodonapp.uk
JMBragg@mastodonapp.uk

@neil @Edent @russss that makes me feel lucky I have a date between now & December 2026.

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wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk
wishy@tooter.wishy.co.uk

@Edent @russss BT put in fiber 3 weeks ago, and a&a got me like on 550/75 on monday.

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ben@fedi.yaf.ai
ben@fedi.yaf.ai

@Edent booo. It sucks doesn’t it. I received a quote for FTTP on Demand, Openreach quoted an “Estimated Build Cost: Greater than £100,000”.

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Edent@mastodon.social
Edent@mastodon.social

@ben think of what it'll do to your home's value!!!!

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hall
hall

@Edent I don’t suppose you have any wireless options? As I don’t have any wired options out in the stocks of Teesdale, gone with Alncom. Today is s little slower than usual, but not too shoddy

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hall
hall

@Edent ps “sticks” 🤣 and I know a few guys around here who have just jumped right in to Starlink.

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Edent@mastodon.social
Edent@mastodon.social

@hall Oh, I've got 500Mbps down with Virgin. I was just looking for other options.

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hall
hall

@Edent 👍

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Noneeeed@hachyderm.io
Noneeeed@hachyderm.io

@Edent Urgh, know the feeling. There is a local altnet who have been constantly advertising around here for years and yet get no closer to actually building anything in Bath. They are always "coming to your area soon!"

I think they just can't get a high enough density of interest on our side of the city. Most people can get 70-150 from OR, which is fine for a lot of households. Virgin is available in a large section of the south so hard to compete.

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