I’m John “FuzzFace” McMahon. - I pretend I know something about InfoSec. I tend to work on things that are important, but not very sexy. - I’ve been doing wide-area networking since before it was called “The Internet” (1985). I’m fucking old. I’m also still dangerous. - I’m just here to say dumb stuff. I tell terrible jokes and flirt with everyone. - I live somewhere near Washington, DC, USA. - Three continents down, four to go.