So, at my church, one large wing of the building is dedicated to childcare. I don't have any kids, but I'm sure they do a great job. They seem very dedicated.

But anyway, I can't help but smirk a little every time I glance that way, because there's a large label above the door on the lower level that says "BIRTH-KINDER" (the upstairs door says "GRADES 1-6").

So, I have a little mental dialogue that goes something like this:

CHILD: "Daddy, where do children come from?"
FATHER: "From the BIRTH-KINDER, of course. Your mother an I ordered you online and picked you up once the BIRTH-KINDER instrument had manufactured you."

Sorry, just a random glimpse into my gently-twisted mind. XD

@rl_dane

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