Blood test results suggest I’m in imminent danger of heart attack, kidney failure and cancer.
@tregeagle I was really hoping for a medical professional to tell me not to worry and wait for my doctor’s assessment.
@tregeagle yes, I’m sure. I hope my doc (or “health practitioner” or whatever they’re called) will simply admonish me for being a fat bastard and pressure me into signing up for physical exercise programmes.
Are you also in “the club”?
@tregeagle I just came back from a 30 minute walk, puffing and panting and unzipping my big winter coat because I got too hot (fortunately there are no police around here). My digital health app is very pleased with me. Just hope my flat feet can cope. Usually I end up in so much pain I can’t go walkies again for another week or so.