dandycat
dandycat

I’ve decided that the best thing for me to do with my life is to win the lottery. Preferably some kind of major, or even historic, jackpot. Any ideas on how best to accomplish this?

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odd
odd

@dandycat Only advice I’m following myself is keep playing (until you win big, then keep playing too, but not for more money).

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dandycat
dandycat

@odd That’s probably the best way anyone could hope to do it. Has it paid off for you with any smaller wins yet?

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odd
odd

@dandycat Well, they’ve been microscopic, (~$5-$24), and so far it’s been a losing game, but I still have some hope.

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dandycat
dandycat

@odd Hey, somebody’s got to win the big one, right? Why not you?

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dandycat
dandycat

@rcrackley The only home I want to go to is the understated yet still very fancy one I bought myself with my newly acquired literal mountain of winnings.

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