amerpie@social.lol
amerpie@social.lol

Yes, I will steal your pen. I pulled these from my car's console. Every afternoon, when working, I'd pull the pen from behind my ear to put on my sunglasses. The next day, I would just steal a new pen from my first customer of the day. I should be in prison.

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mihobu@social.lol
mihobu@social.lol

@amerpie No Huntington pens?!

ir.huntington.com/news-present

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amerpie@social.lol
amerpie@social.lol

@mihobu We don’t have those here…but I might make a road trip to OH to score one.

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cliffordbeshers
cliffordbeshers

@amerpie Abundance overcomes hoarding.

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annie@social.lol
annie@social.lol

@amerpie this is why i keep two kinds of pens in my bag — a couple of my fave pens that I will fight you for, and a couple mediocre pens I hand out when somebody needs one.

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mihobu@social.lol
mihobu@social.lol

@amerpie There’s a branch in Raleigh, but I’d be happy to send you some.

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amerpie@social.lol
amerpie@social.lol

@annie I would never knowingly take someone's “good" pen, but yeah, it's open season on Bics and Papemates.

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mihobu@social.lol
mihobu@social.lol

@annie @amerpie Decoy pens!

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