My friend Ania said I was the patron saint of weird websites, and I’ve never been more honored.
@chrisd My wife once gave me a bollocking after a delivery guy asked me ‘what do you think about these aliens then?’ and I engaged him in conversation for twenty minutes rather than make my excuses and go into the house.
@BenSouthwood Ooph, yeah. I met someone once who asked me if I believed in aliens. I gave him the "sure, space microbes" answer. He goes, "No, like invisible ones that are always around us." Disturbed, I asked how he could tell they were there if they were invisible. "A hunch," he says.