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cdevroe
cdevroe

Poll: How do you cut your sandwiches?

cdevroe
cdevroe

@matigo me

svenseebeck
svenseebeck

@cdevroe No2 is just plain madness. 😁

johnjohnston
johnjohnston

@svenseebeck for me straight across. Wife: diagonal

klandwehr
klandwehr

@cdevroe Vertical and then horizontal, to bring out my inner child

vanessa
vanessa

@cdevroe At 90° to the right hand photo. More chance of symmetrical pieces that way. So, top to bottom. Wrong, I know.

ronguest
ronguest

@cdevroe Neither. I don’t cut mine. I do go with diagonal for the kids though.

brandontreb
brandontreb

@cdevroe diagonal of course. They taste way better that way!

colmulhall
colmulhall

@cdevroe diagonal 👌🏻

SlashTab
SlashTab

@cdevroe I’ve never seen a sandwich cut as #2, actually. Just went with triangles for my lunch today.

devilgate
devilgate

@cdevroe Sometimes one, sometimes the other. Depends on how I feel.

jeremycherfas
jeremycherfas

@cdevroe Depends on the bread more than anything, and with most of mine, vertically.

JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@cdevroe up there with tying shoe laces ... and what is this ‘cutting’ you describe ??? If I don’t need to cut a burger packed with a farm - why would I cut two slices of bread and one slice of cheese? And I note also that 4 cuts to remove those pesky crusts is not an option .... I think this is a flawed survey !!!!

cdevroe
cdevroe

@svenseebeck 😂

cdevroe
cdevroe

@klandwehr

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cdevroe
cdevroe

@vanessa there is no

cdevroe
cdevroe

@ronguest embrace your inner child next time

cdevroe
cdevroe

@brandontreb i concur

cdevroe
cdevroe

@colmulhall natch

cdevroe
cdevroe

@Seslor 2 or 4?

cdevroe
cdevroe

@devilgate good answer

cdevroe
cdevroe

@JohnPhilpin people that cut off the crust need to be sent to an island

JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@cdevroe careful there 😊 They are already on that island and through John Montagu gave the sandwich it's name. Indeed so famous did it become that we even named other islands ‘Sandwich’.

Don't fight the legacy!

SlashTab
SlashTab

@cdevroe just two! But tomorrow I’m definitely doing 4. Haven’t done that in ~15 years.

vishae
vishae

@JohnPhilpin I cut my burgers - when they are skyscraper high and look like it would topple or explode if I touch it. I stab it all the way through with a fork to keep everything together, then cut...

JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@vishae EPIC ... you should make a movie !! Or at the very least a ‘Vidcast’ !!

vishae
vishae

@JohnPhilpin I'll keep that in mind the next time I attack a burger

Lioncourt
Lioncourt

@vishae @JohnPhilpin Thanks guys … now I really want a burger! 🍔

JohnPhilpin
JohnPhilpin

@Lioncourt

Enjoy

// @vishae

MartinBuckler
MartinBuckler

@cdevroe I sometimes cut right down the middle. This way both morsels have some of the better top crust!

rosemaryorchard
rosemaryorchard

@MartinBuckler I have round bread from the bakery, there is no horizontal, vertical or diagonal!

jeremycherfas
jeremycherfas

@rosemaryorchard There is once you’ve sliced it.

rosemaryorchard
rosemaryorchard

@jeremycherfas Not really! They're roll sized - so you just slice open the middle 😁

jeremycherfas
jeremycherfas

@rosemaryorchard Ah. Little balls. My loaves are round in one direction, hemispherical (well, flattened hemisphere) in the other. So I halve a sandwich vertically, IYSWIM.