To the Twitter evacuees:

Welcome to a timeline in which our most shallow, instant, and entirely useless impulses are not sated; there are no Likes, no readily available inhumane statistics, and no quick way to stalk other people.

Take a deep breath. Take your time.

Hello 👋

@SimonWoods Well said.

@SimonWoods This should be in an addendum somewhere on the front page. 👍🏻

@SimonWoods Love the term ‘Twitter evacuees’

@SimonWoods This is perfect.

@SimonWoods Well said!

@SimonWoods All reasons why I will be staying. It's quite nice.