Fake Mennonite Points for the day:

• Wearing Keen sandals: +1
• Wearing a dove shirt: +2
• …with past conventions on it: +1
• …which supported the justice fund: +5 points
• Biking: +1 points
• …to get groceries: +2 points
• …that are organic: +3 points
• Talking about it on the internet: -1000 points