briankrebs@infosec.exchange
briankrebs@infosec.exchange

Only in America. Why don't they have one of those giant coin counting gizmos on top? That way, you could just drop your ashtray or cupholder change in there and grab a few rounds after you pick up the diapers and formula.

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ajn142@infosec.exchange
ajn142@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs can’t wait for the Defcon talk on manipulating them like an ATM or a voting machine. Free Ammo!

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Snowshadow@mastodon.social
Snowshadow@mastodon.social

@briankrebs
That's it!! Now I hate sharing a border!!

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Kzad_Bhat@chaos.social
Kzad_Bhat@chaos.social

@briankrebs ssssh don't give them IDEAS...

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Viss@mastodon.social
Viss@mastodon.social

@briankrebs theres a 'circus of values' joke in here

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Laukidh@infosec.exchange
Laukidh@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs I read a story recently about how Bald Eagles are dying of lead poisoning from eating animals killed by hunters. It had me wondering if this uses lead ammo.

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luciedigitalni@aus.social
luciedigitalni@aus.social

@briankrebs coming soon to a school near you

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wenestvedt@infosec.exchange
wenestvedt@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs I think you just re-wrote the opening scene of "Riaising Arizona" -- and I like it!

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dazo@infosec.exchange
dazo@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs Meanwhile, politicians in the USA argues about how to best protect themselves against mass shootings.

The USA of today is doomed.

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gme@bofh.social
gme@bofh.social

@briankrebs Does the ATF care about stolen ammo? Because those boxes seem ripe for criminals just to break-in and steal the ammo inside.

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nsa@hachyderm.io
nsa@hachyderm.io

@briankrebs

An image of an ammunition vending machine from the game Borderlands 2. It displays a cartoon shotgun shell with arms and legs juggling three grenades in the air. It reads

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todwest@beige.party
todwest@beige.party

@briankrebs What they really need is make it one of those aluminum can-crushing return machines so folks can exchange their Lone Star empties for fresh ammo.

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mdhughes@appdot.net
mdhughes@appdot.net

@angiebaby @briankrebs Morbid: Every person you shoot, you get their pocket change and turn it into more bullets. Just like rail shooter videogames.

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jbaggs@infosec.exchange
jbaggs@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs In the promotional video they install the kiosk in a store right between a cooler full of "bang" energy drink, and a "cans to cents" recycling kiosk.

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Powareverb@mastodon.nz
Powareverb@mastodon.nz

@briankrebs they the same picture.

Ammo dump machine from Borderlands video game

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pewnack@aus.social
pewnack@aus.social

@briankrebs

Fuck. I had to check that was real.

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heaths@fosstodon.org
heaths@fosstodon.org

@briankrebs that’s funny thinking they’d buy bullets *after* child care.

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profdc9@mastodon.social
profdc9@mastodon.social

@briankrebs The ATF had better make sure this is 100% "bulletproof" or shut down these jokers selling deadly items out of a vending machine.

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brent@thecanadian.social
brent@thecanadian.social

@briankrebs

Just needs a coffin machine (or a cremate-o-mat) to go with it.

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Lazarou@mastodon.social
Lazarou@mastodon.social

@briankrebs this feels like some prop in a dystopian shoot'em up.
Stop making the Torment Nexus real America!

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jillL@theblower.au
jillL@theblower.au

@briankrebs One of the many things I don't understand about USA culture: Hunter Biden having a gun was a big deal, but then this ...???🤷‍♀️

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SearingTruth@infosec.exchange
SearingTruth@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs

"Our well regulated militia is killing our children, at will."
SearingTruth

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jonhendry@iosdev.space
jonhendry@iosdev.space

@briankrebs

A little dish "Take a bullet, leave a bullet"

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billharrison
billharrison

@jonhendry For the win.

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artisanrox@mstdn.social
artisanrox@mstdn.social

@briankrebs

was wondering where those people with closets full of guns were going to get ammo. Guess I got my answer.

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walshman23@mastodon.social
walshman23@mastodon.social

@briankrebs Yeah, but if I enjoyed interacting with people, I wouldn't be buying ammo. <guy-pointing-finger-at-head.gif>

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foxxtrot@dice.camp
foxxtrot@dice.camp

@briankrebs LOL, prior to Ammo Vending Machines, this guy appears to have run a CBD store in Dallas. Wild.

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dan131riley@federate.social
dan131riley@federate.social

@briankrebs I hate to say this, but part of the “only in America” is that it takes a gun culture with enough lawfulness and physical security that the ammo dispenser won’t get tipped and plundered the moment it lands.

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claudius@darmstadt.social
claudius@darmstadt.social

@briankrebs something like this will from now on be in *all* the first person shooter games. It's funny that this wasn't a thing earlier (as far as I know?) not even cultural commentary as dark as "The Boys" could come up with something this f*cked up.

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ste@noc.social
ste@noc.social

@briankrebs
So now you can use the same technology to get into America and also buy bullets. Why not combine these machines?

"Welcome to the United States. Here are your bullets..."

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Sector9@mastodon.social
Sector9@mastodon.social

@briankrebs
Don't you just hate when it's 3am and you run out of ammo? Finally a solution. :(

I'm waiting for the news stories to appear about people starting these things on fire. This is literally a bomb box.

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karlauerbach@sfba.social
karlauerbach@sfba.social

@briankrebs Someone, somewhere is going to pop up a faux one of these that delivers dud rounds.

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lpar@infosec.exchange
lpar@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs Surprised it doesn't take Bitcoin.

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VeloBusDriver@techhub.social
VeloBusDriver@techhub.social

@briankrebs Promotional video shows machine being installed next to a Coins2Cash machine (0:18 : americanrounds.com/#section-qB) so they're halfway there. An ethernet/USB cable, some software upgrades, and Bob's your Uncle...

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