Editorial Correction

“We apologise for referring to Mr Smith as a defective member of the police force; he is of course a detective member of the police farce.”

@JohnPhilpin That was one of my father’s favourite jokes. He died in 1970. (Yeah, it still makes me laugh.)

@artkavanagh the old ones are the best

@artkavanagh that’s 2 emojis in s row - how many more before your emoji string limit is hit ❓🤨🤪🙋⁉️

@JohnPhilpin I have been using them very sparingly, so I can afford to go a bit overboard very occasionally. Don’t worry I’m not going to make a habit of it.

@artkavanagh like an emoji bank .. I like it .. no overdrafts allowed!