I rarely remember my dreams. But last night:

I dreamed I was dating a man I met while hiking. (Sure, why not.) Things were going well until one day as we were making out a literal third eye appeared on his forehead and he started sobbing, “You’ve got to fix me! You can fix me! You’re the only one who can fix me!” So, um, anyway, suffice it to say I will not be returning to the world of dating anytime soon. That was terrifying.

@Annie 😭 no more fixing men

@anniegreens amen, i have signed off on that project.

@annahavron right??? you’d think that would be kind of a cool thing (a literal third eye! spiritual seeing physically manifested! much enlightenment!) but it was, um, not cool

@Annie well, it seems like the man doesn’t want it😸 also dreams can be so creepy

@annahavron lol true. And yes. I’m kind of glad I don’t usually remember mine.