Problem 1: screen blocker

Problem 2: randomized keyboard reprogrammer

Solution: give him his own cubicle

@pimoore Oh, yes. He thinks I’m completely unreasonable. Notice how I had to give him a present so he would behave. (Sort of.) His Royal Badness also enjoys chewing on electrical cords.

@pimoore @SimonWoods …he is dreaming about which square inch of carpet he will besmirch with a hairball, next.