Girls are watching X movie. I haven’t been watching X movie at all, I’m doing adult things around the kitchen. I sit down with the girls for ice cream. I watch the ending of X movie. Just the ending!
Ending makes me cry!
Someone please explain.
@Gaby Sure, what got you there is the Kids Movie Tear Extraction Quotient, which is normally satisfied through the movie’s 85min runtime, but if you join partway through that time-to-tear and cry-per-minute are significantly ratcheted up. The KMTEQ is gonna be met one way or another. It has no mercy, no remorse, cannot be bargained with, etc.
