The Spinoff once again demonstrates brilliance! 🤣 Plucky Foodstuffs takes bold stand against children on bikes:

The new route would allow thousands of Wellingtonians to safely cycle to their store, and the retailer simply will not stand for it.

It’s a hard life being a small independent food retailer. Climate change, cost of living, and supply chain failures have wreaked havoc on the industry. 

And worst of all: sometimes people ride past your shop on bicycles.