It's starting to look like I might need a Mac laptop. The good news is I can wait until WWDC. The bad news is I don't think we'll get new keyboards... Eep.
@rosemaryorchard I love the Touch Bar, but it wouldn't be worth it for a machine that isn't going to be heavily used. It's nice to have iOS-like features at my fingertips on my Mac that I use a lot on my iPad Pro. (e.g. quick type for Emoji, Safari tabs, etc.)