How you know what kind of establishment you are sitting in.
Jax: “What’s the Chianti like?”
Waiter: “Let me check.”
5 minutes later
Waiter: “It’s red.”
Same Restaurant
We decided to share a pizza.
Extra Toppings?
Sure - Bacon please … but can you put all of it just on one half of the pizza.
We can’t do that.
You can charge for the whole portion, we don’t want half a portion - just distribute it on one half.
We can’t do that.
Your menu says you can.
Only on the 18 inch.
I held back on channeling Jack.