“juicy news” is not a phrase any organisation should ever use. ugh.

@SimonWoods Sky?

@JohnPhilpin ... is apparently the limit.

@SimonWoods 🥳🤪😂

@JohnPhilpin These people have gathered untold power simply because people want a more convenient way to share their photo albums and send text messages. It's one of those "oh we are truly stupid" moments.

@SimonWoods I think I’ve lost the thread … I mean I can see this thread but I’ve still lost it.

@JohnPhilpin Work on that chiasmus!