I’m an abused husband.

Luna: I need to do a peeper (fart)!

Luna gets off Annie’s lap, sits on my right leg, I feel rumbling on my leg

Luna: I DID A PEEPER ON PAPA 😂😂😂

Me: 🫠🫠🫠

@Gaby You’re gonna have to replace that leg now.

@Gaby hashtag-girldad, amirite?