"Spotify is the best place for people to discover my work"
"That's your entire strategy?"
"Yes."
"Seriously?"
🤔 🤔 🤔
"Yes."
"You're getting played."
"No I'm not."
*bootlicking horseshit translator*
"I give all my hand baked goods away to a billionaire to place inside their scone-based grifting machine! I'm sure that the millions of monthly listeners it takes to not make minimum wage will throng to my scones any day now, from inside the sconeTheft empire"